New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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