I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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