He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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