Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
