you have to choose: penises or morals?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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