he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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