yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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