i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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