I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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