So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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