If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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