He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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