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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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