You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
this must be what syphilis tastes like
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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