He asked me if I "almost moaned"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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