oh god the rape fog is back!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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