All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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