I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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