So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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