All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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