it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I love you.
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