i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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