real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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