She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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