wrigley field is MILF paradise
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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