real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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