shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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