I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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