Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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