That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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