i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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