you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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