I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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