I puked a lego.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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