: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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