she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Did I show you my penis last night?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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