Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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