Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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