i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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