no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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