just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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