absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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