He is an equal opportunity slut.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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