How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Randomize
