that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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