: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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