what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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