Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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