New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I look better un-naked...
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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