All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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